I think life just throws up on me sometimes. I get so much to do, then I have to clean it all up, it plies on top of me.

(continued) I get crushed beneath the vomit...but somehow I manage to come out with my life in tact and survive.

I was like, "My computer's not working!" Then I realized I restarted it.

I drank a Crystal Light Energy today. It has phenylalanine!

- Uh, you do realize it has 60 mg of caffeine?

My neck hurt today, but I realized it was because I whipped my hair back and forth a lot yesterday.

‎"I have read 11 pages in 3 hours...apparently my college level reading skills are not up to par"