I can't stare at you because my eyes hurt.

I know, I am quite radiant.

That's a toughie

At least it's not a stiffy!

I'm really into the moon.

Oh, really?

Adam Levine is very fine.

You can say that again.

Just so you know. I drank that entire bottle of water plus some plain water and I have yet to pee...#steelbladder

Glad to know your bladder report. Next up buns of steel.

Ya know what, Connecticut is a hard thing to spell....

Yes, so challenging..

Wow, two times in one day, that must be a record or something.

Me: Oh, you showering?
Her: Yeah